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zeloserwilder:

zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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OKAY WHO LET THIS GET 200+ NOTES

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posted 2 weeks ago with 344,865 notes  sizvideos)

shinytoysoldiers:

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

OHM Y GOD

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posted 2 weeks ago with 335,617 notes  pleatedjeans)

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

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posted 2 weeks ago with 313,413 notes  simpsonz)

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what

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posted 2 weeks ago with 488,305 notes  saladmanders)

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa livin on a prayer

OH

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posted 2 weeks ago with 588,020 notes  saladmanders)

Anonymous: i was sexting with my boyfriend one time but i accidentally sent a pic of my ass to the wrong guy and now he comments about how nice my ass is every time I see him.

humorking:

hahaha oh god

posted 2 weeks ago with 112 notes  humorking)

alter-of-the-sky:

This deserves more notes

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posted 2 weeks ago with 414,080 notes  sandandglass)

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posted 2 weeks ago with 340,823 notes  acidocasualidad)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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posted 3 weeks ago with 349,881 notes  davidbyrne)