i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death
He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?