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jacobshutup:

i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

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posted 12 hours ago with 173,848 notes  sadskatchewan-deactivated201402)

Me: My teacher still hasn't replied to my e-mail about my university reference.
Mom: Send him a genital reminder.
Mom: I meant gentle, nigger.
Mom: I meant Nikki, not nigger.
Me: Are you sure you're sober?
posted 20 hours ago with 38 notes  aieon)

lillytsant:

χαχαχαχα

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posted 20 hours ago with 40,873 notes  thelatincleopatra)

castielsteenwolf:

Moms reaction verse dads reaction

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posted 2 days ago with 103,263 notes  castielsteenwolf)

downfalling:

these kids these days don’t know our struggle

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posted 6 days ago with 296,330 notes  downfalling)

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

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officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

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posted 2 weeks ago with 194,682 notes  tastefullyoffensive)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr 

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posted 3 weeks ago with 52,954 notes  itsstuckyinmyhead)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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posted 4 weeks ago with 90,470 notes  urtube)

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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posted 4 weeks ago with 602,604 notes  burghers-deactivated20131227)