i should have seen this coming. GOD. DAMMIT.
This is why I’m not allowed to make puns
When my brother was four he stole a huge thing of Redvines and ate like a lot of them and when my parents caught him his hands were red from eating them and he said “I guess you caught me red handed.” He was four. He made puns when he was four.
I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic, it’s synching now.
What kind of boat hides information from other boats?
Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.
You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’
this gets better by the post