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davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via guy)

posted 2 days ago with 258,856 notes  davidbyrne)

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

(Source: bakrua, via phobias)

posted 2 days ago with 400,836 notes  bakrua)

(via greetings)

posted 2 days ago with 1,013,718 notes  gifak-net)

(Source: troylerisinyou, via pizza)

posted 2 days ago with 232,043 notes  troylerisinyou)

psyducker:

psyducker:

how do gay guys feel when they get oddly turned on by a woman?

sexually frustraighted

(via sniffing)

posted 2 days ago with 118,681 notes  slovvbro-deactivated20130818)

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(Source: greenhoused, via peoplecallmeadreamer)

posted 2 days ago with 299,139 notes  greenhoused)

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

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(via although)

posted 2 days ago with 125,884 notes  westbor0baptistchurch)

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba, via pizza)

posted 2 days ago with 378,772 notes  funnuraba)

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via llcrime-scenell)

posted 6 days ago with 135,984 notes  alanblooms)

crrocs:

stability:

people who add things like “this is so me” to popular text posts

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haha! this is so me

(Source: stability, via humorking)

posted 2 weeks ago with 120,111 notes  stability)